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On Nail Clippers

10.02.08

I dislike blunt nail clippers, so do you. I mean who likes blunt nail clippers? Maybe you do.

The worst nail clippers are the blunt ones that give you a french manicure after you clip your nail. You know how it doesn’t clip your nail clean and then it just cuts some and pushes half your nail up making it white, like a french manicure, only you didn’t ask for it!

Then there are those that are sharp in the centre region, it takes of the nail clean but leaving the side stuck to your main nail. What happens? You have to peel it off right?

It was with “great conviction” that I “beseech” you to join me in this “quest” to change the world for our future generations, into a world where all nail clippers are good and sharp. Change the world into a place where things and people do what they are supposed to do!

PS: Woo that last sentence is super loaded.

PPS: I learnt how to use “loaded” like this from Sharon.